Stupid ass fucking applications.
Why do you want to work for us? Because I need a fucking summer job.
What motivates you? Getting a fucking job
What are you hobbies? How the fuck does this relate to a fucking menial position?
Provide three past job related references: I don’t have three past references because every fucking job position needs them
This position requires at least 3 years of experience: well fuck then
My windows are open letting the cold weather seep in. Leonard Cohen is playing on my speakers and my lamp is providing a dim light. It’s past eleven on a Saturday night and I’m at my desk with a textbook open. I enjoy how smoothly the lead glides across a fresh piece of paper. Before I was sipping hot chocolate and trying to play “Famous Blue Raincoat” on a guitar that’s missing a string. It’s quiet outside my room and I feel like I’m alone except for the subtle sounds of cars and faint voices. I can’t remember the last time I’ve been so comfortable.